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Tax on Stupidity

A Tax on Stupidity

They say that money can't buy you love, but it can buy nice big toys like armoured elephants and massive catapults.

If we want our empire to have the coolest toys of mass destruction, we're going to have to pay for them. And who's going to pay for them, clever people who know every loophole in the law?

For centuries, governments have found ways of taxing the less educated. From things like council taxes that don't apply to students, to national lotteries that give to "worthy" egghead causes, governments have been working hard to tax the ignorant and give to the erudite.

But it hasn't worked out. Gasoline and television are being used by people from all walks of life. And sometimes dumb people get lucky and find a good lawyer or accountant who helps them keep their inheritance without starting a nerdy little trustfund.

Attila will change all that. There will be a tax on ignorance. All dumb people who disobey will be sentenced to one week as Attila's official court jester, and may be forced to appear on reality programs.

And remember, if Attila wins, you'd be considered dumb not to have voted for him.


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